She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one

When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…