If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground