It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor

My ego is too big

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing