You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others
There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often
