When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero

I want what you want so I want a cow

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine