We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk