Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control