I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know