By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive