Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist