Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth
The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
