When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you