Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one
The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both