Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
