My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…