The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged