Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…