Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool