After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life