Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

Let there be light blight and hindsight

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue