I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation