An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
Let there be light blight and hindsight
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won