Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
