The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…