It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes