Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese