When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look