The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad