The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along