“The Most Unpardonable Sin in Society Is Independence of Thought”, so I Recommend Taking It One Opposite Day at a Time
Fox News said it was “Fair and Balanced”
which supposedly meant that it was fair
because it was balanced
but really it meant that it was fair
because it wasn’t balanced–
see “Turnabout is fair play”
Salon.com says it features “Progressive, Independent Journalism”
which supposedly means that its journalism is progressive
because it’s independent
but really it means that it’s progressive
because it’s not independent–
see “Keeping together is progress”
