I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed