A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free