Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

One thing I could do Was need control

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…