Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?