Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone