All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe
I want what you want so I want a cow
Love may never win but love always ties
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–
