I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

As we grasp for total control And everything spins out of contro… God reminds us of all that is beyo… Which is everything But for what we believe

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too