Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation