You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

My ego is too big

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

Where are you stuck? Wherever it is That’s where you go To find God And get unstuck

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself