Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology