In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
There is no Status quo But there is Status
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
