The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
God is the world’s only super-bower
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up