I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
Give thanks to God For we are much obliged
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
