I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it