The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…