We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

Let there be light blight and hindsight

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–