The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…