If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused
We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
