Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up