I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting

In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way