We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
