If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral