The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
I will gladly suffer fools for love
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have
