Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber