If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold